“I still haven’t gotten a carnation on my porch.”
Faithful and warmhearted readers,
With the help of Alonso (you know, that large black dog who will sit on my chest and prevent me from getting up?) the queue is filled with new problems and complaints! To be fair, he’s not very good at working a mouse yet and mostly prevents me from getting up and using my computer, but together we make a great team!
If you find life in the fair town of Night Vale causes problems for you, please, share them! We’re all in this together!
Scientists aren’t actually sure what we’re all in, but they can conclusively say it has stopped biting us for the time being, and that it is probably glowing and buzzing like that for perfectly ordinary reasons.
Do not be alarmed.